Do These Bands Fux Live?

After a slow start Maybird pumped it up to 11. My only regret was getting there a little too early.

See Moon Hooch on the night of a Lunar Eclipse on the Pacific Ocean? Oompa, Oompa, Oompa, Oompa

Try being dressed in a Blue Button down at a metal show. Satvo blew our minds while Brûlée were fucking clowns. #HDtD

No, you're a bad bad audience and you dont get to know which band I saw live. Lets just say it was like watching Ed Sheeran, but without the bullshit. Left when the main act started covering Gnarls. ?.?/?

I only get one concert every three months on the Sultan Room, so I need to make it a good one. Ill admit my plan was just to Kalbells (4.5/5) and dash but after a rogue encounter with Mr Fancis (3/3) in the crowd I was impelled to stay for a few tracks. RaFia: 3/5, plenty of attitude, but she could work on her rhymes.

The hummingbird from afar came down to play what was a most intimate show totaling 4 people in the crowd. He at least pretended it wasn't weird and played a 5/5 show.

A rare trip to the crowded Elsewhere Hall 1. Was familiar with both bands, another rarity. Deeper 3/5, SOTB 3/3. Wish Id stayed longer but phone was at 1% and I didnt need to be stuck in Greenpoint for the night. AndHeHadAName OUT

Absolutely awful worst concert of my life, 0 stars...April Fools! Bedouine, what a lovely affair (4/5), and April Fools! The name of the opener was Hannah Cohen (1.5/2), but it was hard to tell from the angle.

Finally made it back out to The Broadway (just a few streets down from Wonderville) to see Strange Ranger, only to find out they play better orange (3/5). Still couldn't have asked for a better dance partner (4.5/5) (he knows why) and at least Ray Bull had some chops (3.75/5). Tony or Tony also played (2.5/5).

The nerdiest and dirtiest club in all of Brooklyn. Boasting an impressive 3 men for every 1 woman in attendance, this space is redefining what a Gentleman's club can be. The DJs were hot, the Beat Battle was valiant, the body odor tolerable, and the arcade games were free-to-play. 4/5 From bottom left: Vicky Casis, Quis Chandla, Dr. Mistalow, Suga Jay (backward hat), Urban Acoustics (forward hat).